"i only have diamonds, clubs, and spades," said tom heartlessly.

400 more tom swifties here.

pipe dream

leather valentine's day postcard circa 1905 courtesy of nyctreeman.

happy valentine's day

courtesy of kay and sean, who are curently valentining in nice. smooch, smooch. and poulet.

pushy valentines

a sweet old fashioned sado-valentine

and a little love haiku by apollinaire:



"your tongue
a goldfish swimming in the bowl
of your voice."