
"never park your brief stays in the men's convenience...
never clean your buttoncups with your dirty pair of sassers...
where you truss be circumspicious and look before you leak, dears...
especially beware please of being at a party to any demoralizing home life...
give back those stolen kisses; restaure those all-cotten glooves...
recollect the yella perals that all too often beset green gerils...once they get hobby-horsical...
vanity flee and verity fear!
whalebones and buskbutts may hurt you"